Update: Ya it was the USB drives, sorry for wasting everyone's time. Something about making a Chromebook recovery USB key messes with the whole system, maybe its something to do with MBR? Found an old one in a drawer and it's currently updated to 4.85. Thanks for everyone's time!
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When trying to update the software with a .PUP in Safe Mode I get the response of it must be 4.84 or higher and it couldn't find any compatible upgrade file. I could post a screenshot if it helps.
I read some tutorials but assumed too much and formated my hard drive trying to get back to OFW from a CFW. What exact CFW I started with I don't remember which was a massive mistake on my part. I know I played with Rebug and HEN was running at one point too, but I did most of this months if not...